The Talking Sin
The talking Sin, indeed food has become the forbidden sin NO! The pleasureable sin that seems to speak to me…the cheese blue berry tart in the dining room is calling me badly to make love to it…ooo to sink my teeth deep into its utterly comforting presence, the sweet sugary syrupy sin!! no ! I bet Eve didnt have it this bad in the Garden of Eden..I mean I would have give Adam a blue berry tart if it came from a tree and if the salesman was a snake…I mean its sexy and you get to be shy about being naked and guess what…we will patch kids who will soon destroy the world!and make computers
No!! now the buns have started an orchestra…ooo wait do I hear a single note from each egg biscuit! The keropok is doing free style, the Ikan Bilis Sambal in the fridge is rapping, and the Sausages are pretending to be Beyonce…!!! GOd have mercy on my soul…Where are the tomatoes and celery…!!!
You all must be wondering why this sudden description of a world of food…"well the time has come the Walrus said to talk about many things"…Food! dear food…FUcking delicious food, a Cream bun is better then getting fucked but the result wont get you fucked…a sacrifice for one to get another…running, starving and trying to be decent about 3 meals seems to be most Difficult act for this Diva…yes I love my fats, HEll I wobble them in the morning for me to see …I became fat so that I wanna see myself Fat again…but Im getting bored of the Fat Bitch in the mirror…Im ranting…forgive me…but my nipples arent happy about my shoulders and their affair with stretch marks…so I have started losing and burning..My fats that is…Alas…Wait! The Friend chicken in the fridge is doing the last encore. I wish I had a fly swapper….Id smash all these imaginary food quartet…but I know one thing…I wanna have those slim hips so "someone can hold them and try to kiss me", I wanna have that broad shoulders so I can wear my tight black tshirts with their long sleeves, I wish my Momma bought an instant lipo machine, Nah I rather burn them by running. I wanna be a sexy Diva…the whole Queen Latifah Cum Oprah Winfrey look is soo last century…Beyonce is coming HOME BABY!!!
P/S: This blog entry is a self confession by a Keling Geisha…plz disregard it…it is a mere beautification of the Midnight Hunger Pangs…
Love,
Hantu Lapar Diva
